Hi! Today is joke day. That means I`m going to be telling all you guys jokes the whole time I`m writing. OK. Here's the first joke: What did a piece of steak say to the other piece of steak? Nice to ''meat'' you! Second joke go! Why did the boy stare at the orange juice commercial? It said, "concentrate''! Your gonna giggle on the third joke! Why is a bowl of pasta so smart? It uses its "noodle''! I dare you not to laugh on the funny fourth joke! Why shouldn't you play hide-and-go-seek with a mountain? Because it always ''peeks''! Last but not least, a knock- knock joke! ''Knock-Knock" "Who's there?" ''Boo!'' ''Boo-Hoo (who) ?'' " Why are you crying? It`s just a joke.''
Hope you laughed a lot!